is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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