I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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