I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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