You smell like stripper and shame
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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