I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
