:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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