Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Four minutes until I can fart!
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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