what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
she smelled like a LAN party
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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