Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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