i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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