He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
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