what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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