Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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