All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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