I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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