5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
soo... how was my night?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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