how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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