The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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