then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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