Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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