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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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