The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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