is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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