She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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