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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol

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(937): View more from Ohio

That's science, my friend. Boner science.

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(205): View more from Alabama

You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.

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(425): View more from Washington

This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?

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(808): View more from Hawaii

They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call

(906): View more from Michigan

Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?

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(775): View more from Nevada

I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later

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(240): View more from Maryland

Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday

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it was stoner heaven..

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