so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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