is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize
