We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
