Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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