I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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