life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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