how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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