sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I think I died a long time ago.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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