So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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