So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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