Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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