tell your sister to shave her snatch
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
You don't make any sense
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