i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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