I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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