Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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