try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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