please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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