I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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