he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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