It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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