In the future we'll all be gay
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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