Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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