I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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