We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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