do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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