belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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